>A man was riding his Harley along a beautiful California beach when
>suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
>said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>grant you one wish.'
>
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
> over anytime I want.'
>
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
> for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
> and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time.
>
>
> Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our
> wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
> gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
> nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
>
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
>
>
>
>
>
>
e's a corny biker/Hawaii joke from your biker friend Ann in Norhthern Michigan. Playing in the Dunes today!
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>A man was riding his Harley along a beautiful California beach when
>suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
>said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
>grant you one wish.'
>
>
> The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
> over anytime I want.'
>
>
> The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
> challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach
> the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
> will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard
> for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time
> and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
>
>
> The biker thought about it for a long time.
>
>
> Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our
> wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she
> gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says
> nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'
>
>
> The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
>
>
>
>
>
>
e's a corny biker/Hawaii joke from your biker friend Ann in Norhthern Michigan. Playing in the Dunes today!
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