Michigan, State and Ohio State

Three Big Ten football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.

They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Michigan State fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation. First he lifted up the Michigan cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Michigan State cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Ohio State cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.

The Ohio State fan was becoming annoyed and asked, 'What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?' 'Well,' said the officer, 'I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under an Ohio State cap... you find an asshole.'