A trip back in time to KRAA...12/21/2004 Friday Ratings by Kevrock!

Once upon a time on Friday's at Kid Rock's former fan club website, KRAA...the famous/infamous internet Moderator Kevrock313 would rate members based upon their performance & participation at the website, more or less, haha. Below is one of the "Friday Ratings" threads I printed off and kept for sentimental reasons...as you'll see why in particular upon reading through the posts, haha. However, I'm not posting it here now for 'me' to show off, LOL...rather to share some history of KRAA with members here who weren't fortunate to be a part of the KRAA era. :)

I do believe Kevrock was in a Spirit of Christmas mood this particular Friday...as most of his ratings were kind, lol.

KRAA was the first artist fan club I had ever joined in my entire life, as well, the first interactive website I joined and first interactive forum I had participated in. It was quite an introduction to the WWW of forums for an internet virgin, so to speak, lol. From the first week I joined KRAA, soon after it's debut opening...until it shut down 2 1/2 yrs later, May 2006...I didn't ask Kev for ratings. Although Kev & I got along well, I hadn't really thought about how he saw me as a member/poster, nor did I have an idea of how he would rate me, especially the first time, since first ratings were historically and traditionally low ones, haha. Our friendship was in it's fairly early stage...I figured it was best to let sleeping dogs lie, lol...never knowing what rating a member would pull, and had seen some pretty rough ones at times, haha.

My posting technique was unique and not 'common' posting...in that I posted as I would speak face to face, or write a proper letter...I didn't abbrieviate much, was in depth with specifics. I'm naturally a thorough person, even with posting, haha. Once in awhile, a member would nit pick at me for non-common longer posts...so I wasn't sure if Kev would do the same in a rating or not. I enjoyed reading along on Friday Ratings day, making a comment or two now & then in the thread about others ratings. Kevin surprised me this day with the rating...it was my first and my last...I wanted it be the last back then stopping while ahead, lol.

I didn't scan, copy & paste this piece of KRAA historical Friday Ratings memorabilia, haha...it's all been hand typed following my printed copy, but it's accurate as far as I know.

Kevrock313 (KRAA Moderator) Title Thread: "Let's Roll"

Kevrock313 1st post...Time for ratings!

BawitabaBlonde...Yay, finally! I'm in!

24kBlondi...Am I allowed?

loveattics1...hmmm...ok rate me.

CarriePerryRocks...Here I am your favorite Poster...hehe ;)

Kevrock313...Hey Baw, haven't seen you on in a while.
Miss that blonde hair, and that pretty smile.
I also miss your posts too, you're smart at witty,
so today I rank you a 7.fifty

terrabell70...ooh me! me! do me!

24kBlondi...uh oh, that was a loaded statement ~laughs hysterically in the corner~

annbelanger...please read the azzkissinthread first!
(*Note...someone started a thread with the sole purpose to post comments kissing Kevrock's ass)

BawitdabaBlonde...woo hoo! I knew the total package comment would take me over a 5!

Kevrock313...Hey Bren you know you're gonna rank rank high as hell
cause having the house to myself has been so swell
My leftovers are actually there the next day,
but I do sorta miss you guys OK
Anyways, back to the rating sooooo
You know Babydoll you're a 10.0
(*note...Bren(da) is 24kBlondi, her boyfriend Scott and Kevin shared a house)

loveattics1...lmfao Ann

24kBlondi...Aww...we miss you too...and I have NO leftovers here anymore...

Kevrock313...Genny Hey Girl, Hows that ring in your tongue
If I could sing a song about you, here is what would be sung

You're so HOT, I would put my coat over a puddle
I wanna take you home sometime, so we can cuddle
So on and so forth, well, back to the program you see
You're entertaining, and remember everything, you get a 9.03
(*note...Genny is loveattics1)

terrabell70...no doubt Brenda, that boy can eat!

annabelanger...just remember who started that nice THREAD about you (kevrock)!! :)

nickky831...ummm Kev ~raising hand slowly in da air~
ummmm could you rate meeee...palease?...Thank you Hot God!

loveattics1...I can't wait to see Nikky's

Kevrock313...Everybody from the 3-1-3
Put your hands in the air and follow me
I SAID, everybody from the 3-1-3, put your hands in the air for all to see

Now notice that Carrie did not have her hands raised
but she sports a 3-1-3 shirt, I guess it's just a phase
I forget though she spent some time in the D
And the 3-1-3 with who else but me
I wish I could go back in time, and do it over again
but I can't, so what can I do, she took one on the chin
I am so glad you're back to posting, you sometimes make me smile
And you make everyone feel like they are worthwhile
So Carrie Suzanne Perry, I guess we gotta rating to show
You're getting good, but you're a trenchie, so you get a 8.0

Santa Claus...I always stop at Kev's house first.
He leaves me Heinekin &
those funny tasting brownies...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BEER~~~~~~~~~~
(*Note...Santa was a mysterious poster, not sure we ever figured out who it was? LOL)

24kBlondi...Shit...Scott & I need to go back then!

Kevrock313...Ok, *Sniff Sniff* hmmm whats that I smell
Well it couldn't be anyone but Terrabell
She has moved up the ladder, since the day we met
And I know when I danced with her, I made her wet
Haha, I'm just kidding, but I really had fun
and I think you will be happy, when I get done
because Terra you once saved me, and now is the payback
You score a 10, because you're nice, and you got a great rack.

BawitdabaBlonde...Hey boobs, wishing the love couple of KRAA a wonderful Christmas if I don't
see you around before then!....I'm off to try and finish up my shopping.
(*Note...boobs is aka Brenda aka 24kBlondi)

Kevrock313...OK, it's time to rate Ann, and this shouldn't be hard
I mean, I guess some of her rants, I can disregard
Because deep down she is good, and she tries to be nice
and is she was single, we would mingle, and I would try a slice
of that pie that she can shake, and strut with the best
over time Annie friend, you have passed the test
so close your eyes now, here is your score
you're a trenchie, but I luv ya, you get a 9.34

Kevrock313...It's time for Nickky, and whoa, this could be hard
I mean how do you rate, the board retard
do you rank her on a scale from one to 10
or do you drool and make funny noises to begin
I think your helmets too tight, when you log into this place
and even though I can't see you, I can imagine your face
tongue sticking out, drool all on your bib
You make so many threads, the bore me to pieces
and half the stuff you write, stinks more than my feces
So for your first rating, look and you'll see
A DUHHH ERRRRRR UUUUUU 2.03

sonjadj...high and memememememememememe!!?? Thank you very much!! lalalalalalalalalalala

24kBlondi...OMG...I need a bib...I just spit! hahahaha

snapples73...I don't think I have ever had a rating...Give me one PLEASE BUT be nice!! hahahaha

shadylynn...Wow, I hope this is a sign that things may be back to normal around here.

annbelanger...I knew he'd like the asskissin thread!! Yippee, a Trenchie with a high score!!

Kevrock313...Sonja, Sonja, Where you been hiding
Maybe in one of Nikky's threads is where you're residing
I mean I sorta miss you, and that's one place I dont' try
but attendance is a must, for your ratings to hit the sky
So for you, I will take the past, and mix it up a bit
You score a pretty damn good 8.16

terrabell70...I'M A TEN! I'M A TEN! that's never happened before!
In my real life or board life, ok, now you've even'd our score.
haha, "nice rack", whatever!

sonjadj...awwwwwwww thanks Kev babeeeeee!! I needed that today!! :)

Kevrock313...Snapples you're a bitch, and a jerk, and a cunt too
You don't know how to party, and you smell like poo
Ok, I'm only kidding, I know you hate the name calling
And like you, I guess I agree, sometimes it's appalling
I will be the first to admit though, I do it from time to time
That's just an incredible uncontrollable flaw of mine
but let the truth be known, I think you're nice, and think you're great
I am glad to have met you, and you get a 8.98

nickky831...Wow...Well Merry Christmas to you too!
Thanks glad you see me that way!

loveattics1...so Nicole asked for ratings and she's not even here?

snapples73...I'm sweating over here. I started reading the first two lines and thought to myself damn
Kev is really mad at me and hates me. hahahahaha Thanks Kev I needed that today. :)

nickky831...did that make you smile Love?

snapples73....I need to improve though I want a 9!!!!

shadylynn...It made me smile.

loveattics1...yes, it made me laugh ~ but Kevin normally does make me laugh.

SantaClaus...It seems to me, that ALL your ratings
have been pretty good...except for that Nickky character.....
Did someone say issues??

Kevrock313...Nicole wants a rating, and she is not here
Well, I can still do it, with you all I share
We have become great friends, and I am starting to miss her
I hope things didn't change, the day that I kissed her
Nah, they really didn't change, she is still in my heart
and I think of her too, everytime I fart
Errr I mean start, to blaze up some salad, oh how we love the green
She's a 10, you already knew it, cause we're pot phenes

nickky...It's all GOOD
I'm wishing you all a Merry Christmas...Be good to one another
maybe I'll run into ya at a show next time around...maybe not
but until then KEEP IT REAL!
Nickky

annbelanger...Nickky, where are you going???
and where is Nic?

shadylynn...Where is Nic today? Is her toe broken?
I would like a rating please.

Kevrock313...Nickky, everyone gets mean ratings the first time around. Cut down on all the threads,
and you may get a 4 next time.

loveattics1...She's here and there...prolly busy with work.
Nickky ~ where ya going? I would truly love to meet you at a show...you seem like you'd
be alot of fun.

Kevrock313...Ok, Shady, Big Boobies, the Legend, the Lady
Let's turn this around, how bout you rate me?
I mean you know me quite well, hell, better than most
We have been around the world, and shared a few toasts
You know you rank a 10, so how would I begin
You're my friend, always will be, that will never end.

conniejo...Oops! Nickky did not understand ratings are all in fun? I don't think Kev has done them
since she has been here. Geez. Oh well, I think she will be back if she did intend her
comment to be a good-bye.

Mild2WildLady...~plops my fat ass down~
Good gaaawd...I'm full.
Continue...

smoke...~plops even fatter ass down~
very full also!

shadylynn...I have reached legendary status...cool.
Haha Kevin, I rhymed for you in your Birthday thread, it was damn good too. It was the
highest rating I ever gave any friend. You want a number?

Billythe KID69...shhhhhmoke....whats up

Kevrock313...Connie, Where do I begin to tell you
There is nothing your heart lacks
You bring smiles to all faces
You're like the Angel watching our backs
What you do is sometimes not noticed by all
and your efforts sometimes understated
but to me, you are very special, and much appreciated
I think this will be my last rating, and this is not just for fun
because you're an inspiration to me, and should be to everyone
God Bless your heart Connie, over and over again
You're classy, compassionate, and caring, you're the perfect 10

smoke...nuttin Billy!
I ate too much at our x-mas potluck!
Thought I would pop in and look for a rating! From da Man!

shadylynn...YAY Connie, I agree.

Mild2WildLady...What...I don't get one?
pfffft...

smoke...Becky, you and I can just rate each other!
(*Note...Mild2Wild aka Becky)

Mild2WildLady...hehe! :)

conniejo...OMG! I think I might actually cry Kev! Not at all what I was expecting! Thanks, and I truly
believe all you do for this site goes un-noticed at times. :) Merry Christmas to you sweetheart!
Your rating I actually consider a precious Christmas gift. Okay, enough mushy stuff...

smoke...connie stop you're making me get all teary eyed!

Kevrock313...Becky, of course you get one, it would ruin your mood if you did not
and I don't want that kid fired, so I am totally on the spot.
You know what you are to me, a friend I would never lose
We have talked sober, we have confessed, and we have even boozed
The Man Bashing of late, has not been music to my ears
but I know behind that evil, there are some little tears
and for that I forgive your moods, and wish you oh so well
and God DAMN those men who hurt you, right down to hell
Can't wait to see you soon, good times we will have
You rank high my lil friend, a 9 and a half.

magwymom...Got mine? Tank not mags.

Mild2WildLady...~sniff sniff~
Damn...what's a girl gotta do to get a 10?? J/K!!
Muuuuahhhs Kev...

Kevrock313...I gotta run, I will get you all later...

smoke...Becky I was gonna give you a 10!

Mild2WildLady...You still can...lol!

smoke...Ok but I won't ! in here
out of respect for the masters rating thread!

conniejo...I know one thing...I will probably NEVER ask for a Kevrock rating!
You can't improve on this one, and I am almost embarrassed I think.

smoke...Connie don't fool yourself!
He does not do that for all!
I have seen enough ratings from Kev, and he means this one!
He is right about all of it!

vettegirl79...hows about a rating

nmarkovits...Ha ha! Thanks boo boo!
I love and miss you too!
(*Note...nmarkovits aka Nic aka Nicole)

reefhead99...Hey Kevin, am I too late?

Gemini755...And I think I'd like another, although the last was an 8, so maybe I should just stick with that. :)

KIMMYLUVSKID...Can I play Kevin?

ilvexya...These are good ratings today
I do so wish that I could stay
I'd read the whole thread
But then I'd be dead
Cause today there is no time for play
(*Note...I miss my Vex so much...aka Stacy, but do keep in touch with her via email occasionally)

NIKKI66...Me too, I missed them. Not fair, I was out for 3 hours at lunch damn it; holidays, Pffft!

conniejo...Larry, I know Kev meant it, as I have read enough ratings to know that one, haha! Which is why I damn
near cried! lol Merry Christmas to me, falalalalalalalala! LOL
(*Note...Larry aka smoke)

CL5377....please don't kill me later, a rating for kev...
although we have never met
I'm willing to make this bet
you're a lot nicer than you try to show
always calling names like ho ho HO
your rating of Connie was oh so sweet
being gentle don't always make ya weak
so to our moderator you get a 10
for all the crap you do that remains hidden

KIMMYLUVSKID...Applause!! Well said!