It has been raining here in NC for the past 3 days. Winds started blowing yesterday. Over 50 mph in my area today. Check out the video of a rock slide in Tennessee:
CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (AP) - A second rock slide has closed U.S. 64 in East Tennessee in both directions, and a state transportation spokeswoman says it could be three weeks before the scenic highway along the Ocoee River reopens.
The first slide happened about 6 a.m. EST Tuesday at mile marker 17 near Ducktown. The second rock slid… Continue
Water and Wine
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ..and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
" In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria."
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces..
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run… Continue
Sent: 5/23/2009 6:05:37 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
Subj: On Craig's List
Actually Posted to Craig's List Personals...
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in downtown Savannah the night before last.
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 AM EST
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't exp… Continue
Southern Charm
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying,
"When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."
The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that p… Continue
THINGS YOU WILL LEARN WHILE IN NORTH CAROLINA...
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in NC
3) There are 10,000 types of spiders , and all 10,000 of them live in NC
4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls,it'll bite cha.
5) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7)"Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
8) People actually grow and eat okra.
9) "Fixi… Continue
I'm a bit confused here about the fan club charge at The Kid Rock Congregation and here at the Community. I guess you could call it a blonde moment but from what I've been reading the two are different. Our site here at the Community was created by Atlantic Records using Ning. Anyone can create a social network at no cost. Now they can pay for "premium services" when they signed up to use the Ning Creator. You don't see any ads b/c they have paid to have them remove ($24.95 per month). I'm guess… Continue
Just wanted to say I've met some GREAT people! You guys are the best. When I've had a crappy day, I can come here and just relax and have some laughs. All of you are in my thoughts. When I'm at work, I remember some of the crazy things and I just start smiling, sometimes l… Continue
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She st… Continue
Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were. A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back. Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall.
When that individual read the response from a Luke AFB officer, it must Have stun… Continue
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf
Copy and paste
This will definitely make you laugh! Turn up your sound!
The accident occurred in the Dallas - Ft. Worth area.
This is a phone call from a man who witnesses the accident
involving four elderly women. It was so popular when they played
it on CHUM- FM, they put it on their website.
The guy's laugh is contagious. Continue
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Just wanted to say I've met some GREAT people! You guys are the best. When I've had a crappy day, I can come here and just relax and have some laughs. All of you are in my thoughts. When I'm at work, I remember some of the crazy things and I just start smiling, sometimes l… Continue
