Added by Kaye on November 10, 2008 at 9:18pm —
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Added by Kaye on October 29, 2008 at 12:30pm —
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Three Big Ten football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Michigan fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Michigan State fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Ohio State fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were ca…
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Added by Kaye on September 26, 2008 at 9:21pm —
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial. He decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was su…
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Added by Kaye on September 25, 2008 at 1:05pm —
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Kid Rock is about to enter the celebrity beer marketplace.
The rocker is set to bring out a 'premium' beer in the spring of 2009.
One of the suits involved in the deal said, "Kid Rock is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit, and we think we can create a beer in that same image. … There is no question in our mind that people will try a beer that Kid…
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Added by Kaye on September 25, 2008 at 12:39pm —
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Some of you may have already seen this... Something more to think about if you have not.
Think you know who this man is?
This man could be the President of the United States ?? Read Below and ask yourselves, is this REALLY someone we can see as the President of our great nation!!!! Below are a few lines from Obama's books; In his words!
~From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating…
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Added by Kaye on September 20, 2008 at 10:39am —
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Noise Complaint at Luke AFB, AZ
Luke AFB is west of Phoenix and is rapidly being surrounded by civilization that complains about the noise from the base and its planes, forgetting that it was there long before they were.
A certain lieutenant colonel at Luke AFB deserves a big pat on the back.
Apparently, an individual who lives somewhere near Luke AFB wrote the local paper complaining about a group of F-16s that disturbed his/her day at the mall.
When that individual read the response from a…
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Added by Kaye on September 17, 2008 at 7:54pm —
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I love it... Too cute!
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Added by Kaye on September 16, 2008 at 3:38pm —
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Gambling Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless..'
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come on, baby.... This Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... and squealed... 'YES! YES! I WON! I W…
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Added by Kaye on September 15, 2008 at 9:05pm —
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Thursday saw part one of Charlie Gibson's interview on ABC with Republican VP nominee Sarah Palin.
And, it turns out that ABC took in some high ratings.
People are really fascinated by this Palin chick and what she has to say - or not say!
According to the Nielsen Media Rese…
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Added by Kaye on September 15, 2008 at 8:40pm —
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If you have a couple minutes, check this out. Interesting stuff...
http://www.realage.com/ralong/entry4.aspx?cbr=NEXS1_P
Join the 10 million-plus women and men who have already taken the RealAge Test. Are you older or younger than your calendar age? Discover your RealAge today, and you'll also receive personalized recommendations on looking, feeling, and actually becoming younger.
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Added by Kaye on September 13, 2008 at 4:36pm —
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Added by Kaye on September 13, 2008 at 3:26pm —
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Ok... now this shit is funny
Danity Kane's breakout star, A-lister Aubrey O'Day, works what her momma gave her at the Nico & Adrian's fashion show in New York City on Thursday night.
Such style and sophistication!
She's a role model to young girls everywhere!!!!
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Added by Kaye on September 12, 2008 at 9:32pm —
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the Driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in th…
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Added by Kaye on September 11, 2008 at 8:54pm —
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Added by Kaye on September 11, 2008 at 8:43pm —
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Just a little insight to see how little experience you need to have to try and become a PRESIDENT!!
You couldn't get a job at McDonalds and become district manager after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't become chief of surgery after 143 days of experience of being a surgeon.
You couldn't get a job as a teacher and be the superintendent after 143 days of experience.
You couldn't join the military and become a colonel after a 143 days of experience.
You couldn't get a job as a reporter an…
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Added by Kaye on September 9, 2008 at 12:59pm —
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After hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. Nowhere did they sing it in Italian, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written
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Added by Kaye on September 8, 2008 at 11:11am —
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Panthro from "Thundercats" and Obama
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Added by Kaye on September 7, 2008 at 10:01pm —
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"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."
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Added by Kaye on September 7, 2008 at 9:22pm —
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Su…
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Added by Kaye on September 6, 2008 at 8:33pm —
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