I think it would be interesting, entertaining, and even fun to work security for Kid! I know those guys hear some sorry stories from fans trying to gain access backstage, so on, hahaha.
I use to help out my friend with security years ago, when she managed Guitars & Cadillacs Night Club in Kansas City...they had concerts on a regular basis featuring major label recording artists...and it amazed me how fans would try anything & everything to get past security and backstage, hahahaha. I had FUN helping her out...many cherished memories indeed! :)
I think I would like to be his personal asst. No joke... Keep his schedule, run interference, make sure he is where he needs to be, set up travel, make sure he has what he needs in each location....etc etc.
It would prolly be a very difficult job as he isnt the easiet person to work for, but it would be interesting for sure.