Let's have some Kid Rock fanstasy fun! 'A day with Kid Rock!'...whatcha gonna do? lol
Before I begin let me clairfy...some KR fans will 'get' some points in my fantasy story having knowledge of Kid's past 'news spin' rumors, haha, others unfamiliar may not...it's all in good fun! :)
Pip Rock's island scenerio inspired me, haha. My late night 'wings' was MIA, so are the poetry & stories I read at night on 'B's page. I was bored last night, so thought & wrote in jest. We did this once at KRAA several yrs ago, and the replies were rather interesting & humorous. So...here's the gig! You have one day to spend with Kid Rock, you can go anywhere or do any thing you want together...just you and him! Whatcha gonna do? Keep the sex wording clean for you GIRLS commenting what your gonna do, lol. I have the same answer I did way back, but with a bit more story telling spin for fun. :)
My day with Kid Rock...
We're gonna hit the road in my big red Chiefs truck early on a Sunday morn...stereo cranking, preferrably to Kid/TBT music, but no doubt he hears himself enough, lol...so my being a gracious hostess, I'm gonna let him choose the music. Our destination is Arrowhead stadium, where my Chiefs are up against the 'D's Lions! hahaha
We're gonna get there early so we can hang & tailgate, get a buzz on before the game drinking Kid Rock Label beer! That buzz is energy needed for when the defense needs crowd noise on the opponents 3rd & longs! Now I'm not a dumbass mind ya, so I've come prepared...& I hand Kid some Lions fan gear I've brought along, including a Lions mane wig & fan face mask...he's incognito now roaring for his Lions among thousands who might have recognized him otherwise! hahaha
Shoot, I think Kid's powerful voice can yell louder than mine for his Lions defense against my Chiefs offense! That ain't a good thing, so I'd best plan on buying him plenty of beer when the Lions offense has the ball, encouraging him to take gulps at the right moments so his mouth is full! Oh sh*t! That ain't a plan, with Kid's rumored zealous enthusiasm for his hometown pro sports teams while drinking...he'll spit the beer out & yell anyway! Being right next to him, I'm gonna get sprayed with beer! haha
Okay, so we're at the game...he's rooting for the Lions, me my Chiefs...we're gonna butt heads no doubt about it, haha. I figure as long as I don't smack his hat, or try to take it off him, like the idiotic rude dude did at the Wings game a few yrs back...I'm safe with heckling the Lions and an opposing team fan! Besides, Kid ain't gonna deck no lady, worst he might do if he's had too many beers...is push me down in the snow, that is if my having too many beers has me rowdying up my heckling of his being an opposing fan!. Oh wait...there ain't gonna be no snow in the stands...it could hurt tumbling down those steep rows of seats if my rowdy heckling pisses him off! I'd better re-think my level of heckling of the 'American BadAss'! hahaha.
Okay, so we have our fun during the game heckling one another's team. I was respectful with my heckling, so no tumbling down. We've had our fair share of KR beer, doesn't matter whose team won, 'we're still havin a good time'! Game over...we're gonna have to call a cab, no doubt about it! lol
He tells the driver to find a strip club, which ain't gonna fly with me, cause it ain't my thing...so we're gonna butt heads again no doubt, haha. I'm pretty persuasive, so I convince Kid to go to a local nite club instead. COOL!...I'm thinkin!
While at the night club Kid & I aren't liking the DJ's choices, so I go ask the DJ to play some of our fav's...Kid/TBT fav's of course!! The DJ smarts off, insults Kid...Kid gets pissed, and the sh*t hits the fan! GAWD...I'm thinkin I'm grateful I learned to duck from flying sh*t a loooooong time ago! haha
Next thing I know here come the cops!! ~RUTROH~ !! The rest of my day with Kid is gonna be spent in a separate cell block! But hey, ya know what they say don't ya?...a friend will come bail you out, but a really good friend will be beside ya in the paddy wagon laughing while saying, 'WOW, that was fun, when we gonna do it again?!'
That's my day with Rock and I'm sticking to it no matter how dork ya think it sounds! lol
Pip Rock's island scenerio inspired me, haha. My late night 'wings' was MIA, so are the poetry & stories I read at night on 'B's page. I was bored last night, so thought & wrote in jest. We did this once at KRAA several yrs ago, and the replies were rather interesting & humorous. So...here's the gig! You have one day to spend with Kid Rock, you can go anywhere or do any thing you want together...just you and him! Whatcha gonna do? Keep the sex wording clean for you GIRLS commenting what your gonna do, lol. I have the same answer I did way back, but with a bit more story telling spin for fun. :)
My day with Kid Rock...
We're gonna hit the road in my big red Chiefs truck early on a Sunday morn...stereo cranking, preferrably to Kid/TBT music, but no doubt he hears himself enough, lol...so my being a gracious hostess, I'm gonna let him choose the music. Our destination is Arrowhead stadium, where my Chiefs are up against the 'D's Lions! hahaha
We're gonna get there early so we can hang & tailgate, get a buzz on before the game drinking Kid Rock Label beer! That buzz is energy needed for when the defense needs crowd noise on the opponents 3rd & longs! Now I'm not a dumbass mind ya, so I've come prepared...& I hand Kid some Lions fan gear I've brought along, including a Lions mane wig & fan face mask...he's incognito now roaring for his Lions among thousands who might have recognized him otherwise! hahaha
Shoot, I think Kid's powerful voice can yell louder than mine for his Lions defense against my Chiefs offense! That ain't a good thing, so I'd best plan on buying him plenty of beer when the Lions offense has the ball, encouraging him to take gulps at the right moments so his mouth is full! Oh sh*t! That ain't a plan, with Kid's rumored zealous enthusiasm for his hometown pro sports teams while drinking...he'll spit the beer out & yell anyway! Being right next to him, I'm gonna get sprayed with beer! haha
Okay, so we're at the game...he's rooting for the Lions, me my Chiefs...we're gonna butt heads no doubt about it, haha. I figure as long as I don't smack his hat, or try to take it off him, like the idiotic rude dude did at the Wings game a few yrs back...I'm safe with heckling the Lions and an opposing team fan! Besides, Kid ain't gonna deck no lady, worst he might do if he's had too many beers...is push me down in the snow, that is if my having too many beers has me rowdying up my heckling of his being an opposing fan!. Oh wait...there ain't gonna be no snow in the stands...it could hurt tumbling down those steep rows of seats if my rowdy heckling pisses him off! I'd better re-think my level of heckling of the 'American BadAss'! hahaha.
Okay, so we have our fun during the game heckling one another's team. I was respectful with my heckling, so no tumbling down. We've had our fair share of KR beer, doesn't matter whose team won, 'we're still havin a good time'! Game over...we're gonna have to call a cab, no doubt about it! lol
He tells the driver to find a strip club, which ain't gonna fly with me, cause it ain't my thing...so we're gonna butt heads again no doubt, haha. I'm pretty persuasive, so I convince Kid to go to a local nite club instead. COOL!...I'm thinkin!
While at the night club Kid & I aren't liking the DJ's choices, so I go ask the DJ to play some of our fav's...Kid/TBT fav's of course!! The DJ smarts off, insults Kid...Kid gets pissed, and the sh*t hits the fan! GAWD...I'm thinkin I'm grateful I learned to duck from flying sh*t a loooooong time ago! haha
Next thing I know here come the cops!! ~RUTROH~ !! The rest of my day with Kid is gonna be spent in a separate cell block! But hey, ya know what they say don't ya?...a friend will come bail you out, but a really good friend will be beside ya in the paddy wagon laughing while saying, 'WOW, that was fun, when we gonna do it again?!'
That's my day with Rock and I'm sticking to it no matter how dork ya think it sounds! lol
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Permalink Reply by jade on -
ha! Sounds like fine (if a little crazy) Connie Jo!
My day with KR would probably be more mellow. I'd ride my bike up there in the morning (or whenever he normally wakes up!) and we'd spend the day exploring his corner of Michigan on motorcycles--he could show me why he loves it so much as I've never been there. We would stop at road-side diners for breakfast and lunch for good greasy spoon meals and hanging out with locals & neighbors. Later we'd go back to his place for an afternoon/evening party--a pool party & BBQ & beer--(I assume he has a pool!??) and do the things I assume he likes to do: drink, party, pu$$y & bl@w (can't say that? ...I just did!), hang out with his family & friends & have fun into the wee hours. It'd be great. :-)
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Permalink Reply by achava06 on -
Connie I soooooooo remember this! I`d ride to the "D", wait till afternoon when he wakes up.Make some pancakes baby! Then his choice riding or driving through the street`s. Never been there so for me it would be awesome. Stop at some Antique shop`s check out the old stuff,anything else he want`s to do. Cause it`s his day off!
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Permalink Reply by Eva n chey saw kid rock on 7/14 on -
my day with kid rock, i'd make him breakfast in bed feed him very slowly if he wanted me to lol , then we'd get up get dressed go where ever he wanted to go he'd probaly want to go to the casino so we would go there , then go cruisin around town so i could give him a tour , then we could go play at the beach i'd let him check out the local chicks lmao , then we could come back here i'd make him some southern fried chicken -n- cornbread and whatever else he would want to go with it and i'd make him a nice bubble bath to soak in and if he would let me oh god if he he let me just rub his beautiful feet lmao i would love it all the while he could sing to me ... thats how i would spend my day with BoB
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Permalink Reply by Connie Jo on -
He collects antique/vintage oil lanterns btw, did you know that? haha
Hey! You need to get your CRUISIN ASS over to the 'friends' site and read my post to you! URGENT!! :)
(pretty please, haha)
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Permalink Reply by Connie Jo on
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Nah...go ahead! It's all good! Just trying to keep this place a hoppin some when bored, haha. :)
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Permalink Reply by Rosaria on -
That sounds like a wonderful day Connie Jo. No doubt a lot of fun.. Your gonna have to give me a little time to think it out....lol....
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Permalink Reply by Rosaria on
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Aren't you so romantic Eva... That is sweet... I'm still pondering mine...lol
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Permalink Reply by natureboy on -
well i would have to divorce the wife for that day and have kid get me laid by some of the hottest strippers he hangs out with. do a line here and there.smoke some of the finest weed and fuck some bitches some more.then do another line or two and hope the next day my wife will take me back.
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Permalink Reply by AnnieBo on -
Oh natureboy, what are we gonna do with you? LOL
We all luvs ya!!!! lol
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Permalink Reply by AnnieBo on
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Talking to him and convincing him to release some DVD's would have to be my fantasy. In other words using wise choice words to make him more interested in what I have to say, how and why he should release them. Of course have drinks and all while discussing this ordeal.
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Permalink Reply by angelique lacrissa on -
wooooooooohooooo
good one i gotta let this marinate
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